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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use a whole chicken."

"My friend has a habit of dropping things. It's getting out of hand."

"When does it rain money? When there's change in the weather."

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Homophobia is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors."

"People without kids who give other people's kids messy or annoying toys.. Imagine that we gave you a monkey with a kazoo and fingerpaints.."

"What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ? They both love stoning women."

"What's the most intelligent breakfast? A Stephen Fry-up."

"Instead of saying you lost your eyesight due to an explosion while you were making meth, just tell people that you were blinded by science."

"What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel? That's a moray!"

"Girls lives are tough ."