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Joke of the Day

"Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion? Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword."

"Watching Jon Stewart Feb. 4th Turd-accino, Jon really? It was right there in front of you!!!"

"As i lay in bed at night... As i lay in bed at night and stare up at the stars, i couldn't help but wonder, ""where the hell did my roof go"""

"My teacher was gone today on strike... How rude, she has no class!"

"Why is there no market for white tires? Because black tires makes your car run faster"

"What do you call a chicken surrounded by men? A buk-buk-BUKKAKE!"

"Doctor how much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten Ten what? Doctor: Nine"

"Why does the little mermaid where sea shells? 'Cause the B-shells were too small."

"what is the hardest part to eat on a vegetable? the wheelchair."

"What do you call a Jewish incendiary device? A mazal tov cocktail"