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"What's the difference between the Hillary Clinton and a piece of fruit? The fruit can only get so rotten."
"To catch a woman, one must think like a woman. *places glass of wine, and Channing Tatum dvd on mouse trap"
"[aquarium exit] Excuse me ma'am, would you mind opening your bag? I beg your pardon?! OPEN YOUR BAG *opens bag and reveals two penguins*"
"Chosing a share to buy is like chosing a porn video to watch. You search for hours and find something interesting and at the end it will dissapoint you."
"Someone fucked up I got Gary Glitter in the mail."
"If there's Jenny and Lucy, could there be Jenni and Luci? Then wouldn't that make them Jennifer and Lucifer?"
"Why are so many racist jokes about black people? Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out."
"I hate those unrealistic movies...you know, the ones where men are friends with women."
"A Serial Killer Known For Ripping Out Tounges Entered The Buzzfeed Office And What He Did Next Left Us Speechless"