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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Hillary Clinton and a piece of fruit? The fruit can only get so rotten."

"Most people call me ""bad at pickup lines"" But you? You can call me tonight."

"I traded my brother for an old Game Boy game I'm still not sure what that old guy wanted him for."

"What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly? I n c o r r e c t l y"

"A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms. So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it."

"You can't run thru a camp ground But you can ran through a camp ground because it's past tentse"

"Fidelity is overrated. If you look at the history, who has the most fun? Infidels."

"Show me a dude eating pork ribs and macaroni after midnight and I'll show you a dude about to hit send on this tweet."

"New Series For The The History Channel The History Channel is planning a new series, ""Airline Tragedies."" They are putting the pilot together as I write this."

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