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Joke of the Day

"Chosing a share to buy is like chosing a porn video to watch. You search for hours and find something interesting and at the end it will dissapoint you."

"Praying that Donald Trump is really just Ashton Kutcher performing his most elaborate prank yet."

"My girlfriend broke up with me, because she hated me singing Linkin Park songs all the time. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"How do you say nachos in English? Mine."

"If you were a triangle youd be acute one."

"I just purchased Big Foot repellant. Er, sorry, a camera."

"I saw a billboard that said ""Watch out for motorcycles. Thousands dead every day!"" Beware the motorcycle menace."

"I got my car crime-colored. It's black on black."

"I don't get why it's called a super moon It doesn't even have a cape"

"I said to my Doctor, ""I've become a can of deodorant."" He said, ""Are you sure?"" I replied, ""No, I'm Lynx."""