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Joke of the Day

"A Serial Killer Known For Ripping Out Tounges Entered The Buzzfeed Office And What He Did Next Left Us Speechless"

"Did you hear about the guy who won the Nobel for inventing time travel to the future? He was ahead of his time."

"what did the man say when he couldn't get frea with his dog? oops, forgot the ky"

"Why is the letter T like an island? Because its in the middle of water!!!"

"Gin is the Ionian mode of liquors... it will always resolve with tonic."

"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"Greek people must feel like a tampon. They live in one of the most beautiful places in the world, but at the worst period."

"Do you know why women aren't allowed in space? * To avoid scenarios like: ""Houston, we have a problem!"" * ""What is the problem?"" * ""Yeah, great, pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about!"""

"is that a banana in your pocket or oh cool yeah good source of potassium."

"the sign at this subway bathroom says employees must wash hands. ive been waiting for them to come wash my hands for an hour. nothing."