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Joke of the Day

"A Serial Killer Known For Ripping Out Tounges Entered The Buzzfeed Office And What He Did Next Left Us Speechless"

"Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds."

"A woman lost her wedding ring in Paris last night. I'm not talking about the one who deserved it."

"Im sick of people calling America ""the stupidest country in the world"" Personally, I think Europe is."

"How do you get a pool player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning..."

"Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it."

"Just robbed a bakery I kneaded the dough."

"Have you heard about Trumps revision of Obama phones? You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application."

"Is high blood pressure contagious? Because I think I'm getting it from my patients."