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Joke of the Day
"Someone fucked up I got Gary Glitter in the mail."
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"Groot asks a man for help, the man says... ""Hodor""."
"I'm not a beach, but shore. Cheesy and overused, but always makes me laugh."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Teach a man to phish and he'll empty an old woman's savings account."
"How do you say doormat in Spanish? Matador"
"What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer? Don't worry, be hoppy :)"
"Rhonda is my type of woman... She finishes before I do!"
"Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror naked just to remind myself what nobody's getting."
"2 Scientists walk into a bar, one asks for H20 and the other asks for H20 too. The other scientist dies."