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Joke of the Day
"How exactly is carrying a screaming two year old different from playing the bagpipes?"
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"Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life? Myrrhder"
"Every time we take our dog to obedience school I can't help but think about everything that we did wrong when we were training our kids."
"What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills? An ambulance."
"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it"
"wear a condom... i kid you not"
"Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes? Biologists, they work with genes all the time."
"Still up can't sleep thinking about how i can infuse kush into shampoo"
"If you're in a bar and a newscaster says, ""Police report the killer left a small doll at the scene,"" don't shout, ""It was an action figure!"""
"They say alcohol kills people. Lets not forget how many people were born because of it."