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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Santa Claus & Michael Jackson? one comes when children dream & the other dreams of children coming*."

"How do werewolves mark their territory? Lycanthropee"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in her ass"

"good dancer:D :D hahah Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"I had an odd-job man in to help me do some work around the house. I gave him a list of 10 things to do. He only did numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9."

"I'm selling shirts for armless people called Ampu-T's."

"If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone."

"I was just awarded a trophy for laziness. All I need now is for someone to accept it on my behalf."

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you'll wish you had a fucking club and a spade."

"I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's into a dark place, then screw that, you're going first."