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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve? Because he wasn't polar"
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"[Sci fi movie] How did you travel such a distance so fast? ""I went through a wormhole."" Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic."
"What's another name for a dictator? Penis potato"
"One man's girlfriend is another man's Twitter password."
"What do you call semitic oompa-loompas? Orange Jews"
"What do you call white grand parents? Graham-crackers... ""wokka wokka"""
"UKIP get their jokes from Mock the Week. 'Things you wouldn't hear in a weather forecast', December 2011 ""Tonight, a hurricane will be caused by low pressure and God's hatred of homosexuality..."""
"I opened a sperm bank in London recently... We had a disastrous first day. Only two clients. One came on the bus; the other one missed the tube."
"Pizza is like sex If you're going to use barbecue sauce, you need to know what you're doing."
"If you hold your pee.. Then your hands would get wet."