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Joke of the Day

"An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it? Don't look down! My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share."

"Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win"

"[Meta] I made a subreddit for anti pickup lines If you want to post an antipick up line, post it to /r/antipickuplines"

"Sometimes, I like to read the bible in public and yell out, ""Oh Bullshit!"""

"Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians? One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs"

"Why is ship tapered Why is shit tapered? So you're asshole doesn't slam shut. (I was watching my dog take a dump yesterday and this old joke came to mind)"

"What is the difference between memory and ram? I can't memory my weiner in your mouth."

"On a scale of 1 to fucked, how fucked is FIFA? FIFucked."

"If your uncle Jack, helped you off a horse, Would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"

"What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar? an African Americano"