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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a horse drawn cart. Wasn't a very good cart. Horses are terrible artists."

"What's white & falls from the sky? ""The coming of the Lord."" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell."

"What's 10 inches long and white? Nothing."

"Did you hear about the guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid? It's okay though, he said he can stop whenever he wants."

"This girl I like said she didn't like bondage..... ....Me either, but you're the one who said No."

"This really crashes my belief system. Hilary Clinton spent 40 years building up her career to lose presidency to a man who picked up politics as a hobby last year."

"It's a shame there are no gay hobos Cause if there were they'd be fucking bums Jimmy Carr's joke, JS"

"I searched in Google ""How do I know if my wife is a witch"". You could've just asked me! - she yelled from the kitchen."

"2 prostitutes are standing on a corner One looks to the other and says ""you ever been picked up by the fuzz"" The other says ""No, but I have been swung around by the tits"""

"*job interview HR: Can you name one of your strengths? Me: Sure. I'll call it Giselle."