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Joke of the Day

"Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? Because they are most certainly guilty."

"If a stack is first in last out and a queue is first in first out, what is a circular queue? First in never out."

"Taking candy from an American baby is, like, really hard."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in."

"Shoutout to the wife for stacking her shampoo bottles in the shower like she's on her last 3 turns on Jenga."

"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like it's on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."

"What's a 6.9? A good time ruined by a period."

"How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but it takes eight million years."

"Did you hear about the 2 antennas that got married? It was a nice ceremony ...but the reception was amazing."

"There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks."