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Joke of the Day
"Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail? at his P.O. Box"
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"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles."
"Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers ""smooth criminal"" and moonwalks away"
"If you light a fire for a man... He'll be warm for the whole day. If you throw a man in a fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"The reason God began calling himself ""God"" was because the name ""Chuck Norris"" was already taken."
"What does Acetone and Hitler have in common? They're both Polish removers!"
"If Ted Kennedy Dan Quayle Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word."
"*has no girlfriend or kids* *gives out dating and parenting advice*"
"Who was the first underwater spy? James Pond."
"What language do teapots speak? Teabrew."