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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter? A gambler might lose."
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"I don't know why some people are so against jokes about the Nazi's They kill in the Jewish communities"
"What's the difference between a slut and a bowling ball? Nothing....you find them both in an alley, finger the holes, throw them in the gutter, and they keep coming back."
"[giving mother in law my famous salad dressing recipe over the phone] 1 part vinegar, then *bites lip so I don't laugh* 2 parts baking soda"
"Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan? They never expect a ring"
"The awkward moment your phone does a stupid auto correct... And makes everyone think you're refrigerator"
"Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor? ""STOP RESISTING!!!"""
"Did you know... If you put your ear up to a woman's vagina, you can actually hear her scream, ""what the fuck are you doing?"""
"Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject? Triggerednometry"
"Really wanted the day off, so I texted my boss... ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" I'm not coming in this morning. (I got some time off now)"