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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why some people are so against jokes about the Nazi's They kill in the Jewish communities"

"ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money"

"I bet women's trust issues with men started with a weatherman."

"How can complex numbers be real if i's not real?"

"What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea? He went home and drowned in his tea pee."

"I like messing with Texas by calling random numbers in Houston and telling them I have a problem."

"Exposing kids to violent video games is appalling. They should be in church praying to a bloody statue of a man nailed to a cross in agony."

"Not a catfish. Just behind on my lip waxing."

"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first The leaf. The rope stopped the emo"

"I didn't make this joke up myself.. I reddit somewhere. My coworker said that about me and thought I'd share :)"