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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan? They never expect a ring"

"What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror? halloumi"

"Why are ghosts always just moaning? Did your manners die too? Use your words!"

"Drank 3 shots of espresso and can now feel every part of my skin at once AMA"

"A psychic midget just escaped from prison The news report said there was a small medium at large."

"My priest told me that my inner kid in me is still young... I don't think the inner kid in him is as young as the kid he was in."

"HR and I apparently disagree on what ""debriefed"" means."

"I like my men like I like my external hard drives... Solid state, and to dump all my history on. history"

"You thought the co-workers on your floor are happy That guy coming out of the elevator is on a whole other level"

"Did you hear about the double reed players having sex? They made one hell of a [rackett](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rackett)."