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Joke of the Day
"Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject? Triggerednometry"
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"Some days I think my mental health is coming along nicely, other days I'm vaguely jealous of turtles."
"Thank god we don't have thought bubbles above our heads. I'd be in trouble 99% of the time."
"Why don't the polls like Donald Trump? Because he wants to send them back to Poland"
"Fries are basically edible cigarettes. Delicious edible cigarettes."
"Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat? Damn E-mails!"
"*crowd in 1889 screaming because I appeared out of thin air and shot a baby* that was Baby Hitler...everyone calm down that was Baby Hitler"
"Standing in the liquor store, trying to decide if tonight's dose of self-loathing and regret should have a screw-top or a cork."
"This speech will be very hard for Hillary Clinton... She isn't getting paid for it"
"What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major."