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Joke of the Day
"Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor? ""STOP RESISTING!!!"""
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"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house Knock knock? Who's there? The chicken"
"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? Booooooooooooookake"
"What sound will reddit make when it blows up? Nothing, it's just a website."
"Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard"
"Wonder how many novels Stephen King wrote this morning."
"What do you call someone that will only have sex with homeless people? A hobosexual"
"So, there's a chicken and a frog in a library... The chicken shouts: ""Bok!"" The frog replies: ""Reddit!"""
"R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)"
"Wana hear a knock knock joke? Two guys walk into a bar..."