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Joke of the Day
"Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor? ""STOP RESISTING!!!"""
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"Jokes from a college student. How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence? The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow."
"Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang. ...correct me if you think that's Wong."
"I attempted smoky eye makeup for a holiday party tonight, but instead it looks like I survived a bar fight, so I'm going with that story."
"My pants embarrassed me in front of a chick again. How many times must I tell them that it's rude to point???"
"I recently went to a gathering for turtles... ..bit dull. None of us came out of our shell."
"God is a sock He saves your sole"
"The first time I ever player lacrosse it was fairly stressful every time after that was fairly re-laxing"
"A math pickup line...You're so hot....... You make me wanna SCATTER my PLOT. :)"
"[commercial for rakes] ""Are u tired of eating leaves?"""