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Joke of the Day
"What is Trump's favourite movie? Wall-E."
Next Joke
"Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like not being allowed to leave the table until you finish your brussels sprouts."
"How do you kill a one legged fox? Have it run across Canada. (maybe only Canadians will get this)"
"I asked my Nan what she wanted for Christmas. ""Something from the Body Shop please,"" she replied..... Hope she's got enough room in the flat for the front wing off a Mondeo."
"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."
"They say everyone is unique... Isn't that a bit of a generalization?"
"Why are cops so bad at pool? Because they can't resist hitting the black ball."
"What the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians a long time ago."
"My aquarium is missing quite a few parts #nofilter"
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted"