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Joke of the Day

"Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like not being allowed to leave the table until you finish your brussels sprouts."

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"Cool things always happen when I don't have a camera."
"I didn't think it was funny when I first wrote this one... I gair aunty this is gonna be five steps removed from swishing nebraskan listerine on a gold claim. ...I was right."
"What has four legs and is made out of wood? A horse."
"Did you hear about the gay dog? It was a Golden Receiver."
"I hate Russian nesting dolls They're so full of themselves"
"Stranger: Sir your fly is down... Me: Oh geez! Thanks. *Bends down and picks up fly* Me: He's had some wing issues lately"