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Joke of the Day

"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."

"I'm ok with it if my son decides he wants Crocs. He has peanut allergy, so it's not like people will hate him more than they already do."

"At first I was shocked by how graphic the sex scenes in Rise of the Planet of the Apes was.... Then I realized I was watching Interracial Gangbangs part 7"

"The Lion King really created trust issues between me and the nephew."

"always good to put one of those Apple stickers that comes with ur iPhone on your car so thieves know which car to break in to."

"Probably the filthiest joke out there A guy was going down on a woman when he tastes horse semen. He turns to the woman and says ""Damn Grandma, so that's how you died!"""

"How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps: 1. Take a picture of her. 2. Don't show it to her."

"How did the Linux admin commit assault? He sudo bashed someone."

"WHEN CATS ARE SAD Bartender: What'll ya have? Cat: Shot of rum. [Bartender pours it] [Cat slowly pushes it off the bar] Cat: Another."

"Want to hear something really fun about science? You would. Nerd."