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Joke of the Day

"What the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians a long time ago."

"What do you call an all you can eat pizza buffet? Carb Blanche!"

"Picking up Women The worst part about picking up a girl, is when she wakes up halfway through the ride home, and starts kicking the roof of your trunk."

"Did you hear about the antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"I can tell everything I need to know about your business by the thickness of your bathroom toilet paper."

"I held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester."

"What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about? Dramameme."

"My daughter asked if I am going to die someday... I said ""Don't worry sweetheart. I promise I'll be alive for the rest of my life."""

"Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder."

"got kicked out of the supermarket for eating off of the shelf, but since I was only eating cat food they didnt call the cops like last time."