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Joke of the Day

"Kanye walks into a museum in Finland. ""Imma let you Finnish,"" he snickers. The entire tour laughs. They're all Kanye, too. And so are you."

"I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed."

"What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat"

"I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?"

"OBSERVATION Boobs are proof to women that men can focus on two things at once"

"Why did peasants hate knights' outfits? Because everyone hates chain mail."

"The funniest vampire jokes... ... never see the light of day"

"So, they're going to combine Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter into one website. It's going to be called ""YouTwitFace""."

"What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with? He enters Nerdvana."

"How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day"