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Joke of the Day
"My aquarium is missing quite a few parts #nofilter"
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"Me: What's your dad do? Kid: My dad? He's an actor Me: Why? Couldn't you get a real dad?"
"What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!"
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"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they don't like DICKS."
"Why don't north Koreans listen to funk? Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much."
"What a group of musical chemists called? Butane Clan"
"What did the astronaut get on his science project? He received a T minus."
"How do dogs like their eggs cooked? Pooched."
"What's a Russian's favorite snack? Chechen Nuggets"