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Joke of the Day

"They say everyone is unique... Isn't that a bit of a generalization?"

"So the local Spandex store just closed The local spandex store closed down... ... I guess they couldn't expand"

"If I had to guess where everything went wrong, I'd have to say it was the day I learned ""elemenopee"" wasn't one awesome letter."

"Did you hear the one about Ferguson? It's a riot."

"Fear Factor would have been much scarier if it had just been people in their twenties trying to figure out how to have careers"

"My girlfriend said I should be louder in the bedroom. But apparently she didn't give me permission to snore."

"My work fired me for only losing a kilo! It sure is tough working for the International Bureau Of Weights And Measures..."

"Where do the sith get their clothes? Darth Mall"

"Why did the english student get an F? His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern."

"[first date] me: [don't let her know you're a microwave] her: my food is a bit cold me: [my head starts slowly rotating]"