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Joke of the Day

"They say everyone is unique... Isn't that a bit of a generalization?"

"A cyclist told me to share the road, so I threw a piece of asphalt at him."

"In Newcastle, England many people don't like to live above the seventh floor in a tower block They have a fear of Eights"

"Me: Babe will you love me when I'm old & fat. Wife: I sure do."

"Today my neighbor knocked at my door at 3 am. Can you believe that? . Lucky for him that I was awake playing the drums!"

"A soft taco moved to a bad neighborhood and when he went back to visit his old friends they didn't recognize him... Because he had turned into a hard taco! Hehehe"

"Tombstone: Here lies Houdini 2nd Tombstone: Now I'm over here"

"As a Volkswagen Engineer, do you know what really grinds my gears? The Tiptronic transmission, actually, but I invented these noise cancelling headphones!"

"Why does Tiger Woods carry 2 blow-up sex dolls with him at all times? Incase he gets a hole in one."

"My wife with a hearing aid died RIP headphone users"