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Joke of the Day
"I recently started resistors in Physics It's good, but the teacher gives way too much Ohmwork."
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"My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen and my girlfriend is pregnant. I can't take anything out in time."
"I stand in the tampon aisle and when a woman reaches for a box, I snicker and say ""you're gross""."
"What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch? Fowl ball."
"A squirrel had dynamite. He was trying to bust a nut"
"Police chief: So what do we know about the serial killer? Detective: He's white Other detective: A muscular build Me: He kills people"
"They say kill 'em with kindness but it's much quicker if you just take their phone charger away."
"Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party? It was leave your keys at the door."
"A physicist sees a man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"atom bomb Two rednecks read the paper: the government spent 10 billion $ on a new&improved atom bomb. One of them says: ""please god, let it drop in my back yard"""