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Joke of the Day

"atom bomb Two rednecks read the paper: the government spent 10 billion $ on a new&improved atom bomb. One of them says: ""please god, let it drop in my back yard"""

"On a poster in my math class ""4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"" The sad thing is my first thought was ""Oh good, I'm not alone!"""

"The teacher speaking to a student said, ""Saud, name two pronouns."""

"- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?"

"A granny comes to see a doctor - and the doctor is a granny too."

"My dog and I are just drivin around, listenin to music and OMG DOG DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LICENSE? PAWS AT 10 AND 2. DO NOT FOLLOW THAT SQUIRREL"

"A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show her how to get to the hospital. So I pushed her under a bus."

"How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb? Is dark. Bulb is potato."

"Why do SJW's hate Programmers? They objectify everything."

"What did the German Footballer name his pet? Schweinsteiger."