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Joke of the Day
"What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch? Fowl ball."
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"Did you know that 95% of Jews aren't Jews? They're dead"
"So I ran into a guy named Juan Williams yesterday... Isn't he the guy who wrote the music for Star Juars?"
"A black lesbian, an obese white neck-beard, and an Indian comic walk into a bar. What do you get? A Netflix original series!"
"Why Does Jesus suck at hockey? He's always getting nailed to the boards."
"If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said I wouldn't need a small loan of a million dollars"
"My coworkers think it's funny they have power & I don't. I think it's funny how they won't get home to enjoy it cuz their tires are slashed."
"My friend always wanted to work in animation, but never got past the interview He just couldn't understand the difference between a professional ""colorist"" and a professional ""racist"""
"Every time I have a big bowel movement I say thank you to my digestive system. For putting up with my shit."
"whats worse than a dead cat on the piano? a diseased beaver on your organ..."