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Joke of the Day
"What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch? Fowl ball."
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"Why couldn't the stoner simplify his binomials in front of the class? Because a watched pothead never FOILS."
"Whenever I see a newspaper on a driveway, left out in the rain, I figure that house just forgot how to read."
"Sometimes you have to cook ur own food and jerk off in front of your girl to show her that she can be replaced."
"*Tips fedora at a mosquito* ""M'laria'"
"Shovels are incredible They're ground-breaking technology!"
"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors? He had a reptile-dysfunction."
"The phone cops got a new case. It fit snuggly."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long for fat people."
"What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery? A transplant"