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Joke of the Day

"I stand in the tampon aisle and when a woman reaches for a box, I snicker and say ""you're gross""."

"A man with goat legs and horns walks into a bar... It's only Satyr"

"Today marks my tenth year driving trains Finally, you can call me a superconductor."

"Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? sodium hypobromite"

"How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime? He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy"

"How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss? Jesus!"

"What do you call the entrance to a prostitute's house? Hodor."

"What do you call a bad pun? Punishment."

"I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like ""polar vortex"" to tell us that it is cold during winter..."

"What's worse than AIDS? Beads."