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Joke of the Day

"Police chief: So what do we know about the serial killer? Detective: He's white Other detective: A muscular build Me: He kills people"

"*eats half a pan of brownies while making salad for dinner*"

"[murder scene] detective: ""she drown?"" cop: ""after a blow to the head"" d: ""what's he doing?"" me: [trying to draw chalk outline on river]"

"Yo Mama So Ugly... Bill Cosby needed to drug himself to fuck her"

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!"

"I got fired from my job at Pepsi I tested positive for Coke"

"Sometimes I just tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward That's just how I roll"

"What did the alcoholic say to the bartender? ""You know, I only beat my wife once in a Blue Moon."

"fight club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, i showed up late so i missed the first few rules but it was awesome i love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"

"What kind of cheese is made backwards? Edam."