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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Coors beer and a ... clitoris? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second."

"I do this amazing trick where I can erase every restaurant from your memory. Ready? Ok, here goes... ""Where should we go for dinner?"""

"If I own a gym my employees will be required to intermittently pester you. If you don't like it don't come to Jehovah's Fitness."

"I dropped my electric toothbrush in the garbage disposal and accidentally co-produced a Skrillex album."

"Sunscreen isn't very effective... It didn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful Rays"

"He died doing what he loved: meeting people on Craigslist to buy furniture."

"Redimi2 - Bonita - Video Letra/Lyrics hola"

"What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? A cold shoulder"

"I brought a can of WD-40 with me on a first date It had been a while since my last date, and I was afraid I might be a little rusty."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!"