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Joke of the Day

"Marital problems ""You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"" Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me."

"Who steals all the soap in the bathroom? The robber ducky"

"Why was the bakers bread so expensive? He needed the dough."

"I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC."

"One thing you can count on: For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it."

"Did you hear about a reddit user creating a new website? He wanted the name to remind him of the time when 4chan users went to 8chan. So in light of the circumstances he named it regreddit.com"

"What did the dog say when he was sick. Barf! barf!"

"Who put semen in the basement? I don't know. That's just the way it's spelled."

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I've never made a vitamin..."

"Got kicked out of Bed Bath & Beyond today for drawing pictures of Drake on their blankets, so they'd be extra soft."