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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I've never made a vitamin..."
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"If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be famous for? Old age."
"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick."
"Hired a violent monkey to beat up my enemies. I call him Injurious George."
"What's the difference between a male lawyer and a male prostitute? A male prostitute charges $20."
"Only a fraction of you will get this There's a fine line between numerator and denominator"
"Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber? He was bad at stickup lines."
"How many Trump campaign managers does it take to change a lightbulb? Hopefully not very many because they keep getting fired."
"It's just an alarm clock Really, it is. http://imgur.com/tdZrIAB"
"A police man saw a black man beating up an old lady. Why didn't he do anything? Because he wasn't racist!"