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Joke of the Day

"I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC."

"I like NPR because you always know how much saliva is inside every announcer's mouth at all times."

"Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books and showered."

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid"

"Why is the sea so salty? Because the land didn't wave back."

"Fire alarms should just play Nickelback Anyone who stays in the building deserves what they get."

"There was 30 cows in a field and 20 8(ate) how many didn't? 10"

"PARTY GUEST: So, how did you two meet? HUSBAND: Oh, it's a bit of a fairytale, right darling? [wife is clearly a wolf in a dress] WIFE: Yes."

"Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom ""wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun"" ..who told you about science"

"When bae isn't bae anymore Baygon"