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Joke of the Day
"Who steals all the soap in the bathroom? The robber ducky"
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"The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling."
"What did Grandma say to the frog? Something racist, probably."
"Where do cotton balls come from? Male cotton plants"
"Password not accepted. I just decided to buy something on-line and I needed to create a new password. I used the word ""mypenis"" but it was not accepted. They said it needed to be longer."
"Ever met the human version of a headache?"
"*friend bites off beer bottle cap at party* HONEY! HONEY!! NOW!! NOW!!! *wife jumps out car with a hundred jars from the fridge*"
"Being a Jedi isn't all bad. I've been sitting around in my bathrobe for decades."
"I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here."
"Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba? He didn't want to play second fidel"