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Joke of the Day
"Who put semen in the basement? I don't know. That's just the way it's spelled."
Next Joke
"My mother-in-law came over and made me dinner, and now I'm wondering if I should have married her instead."
"The birds and the bees I told my son about the birds and the bees. He then told me about the postman and my wife."
"What do Russians and gays have in common? They both like bears."
"Dead babies What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees!"
"""Who are you wearing?"" -red carpet interviewer at the Serial Killer Awards"
"What do you call a pepper on a string that comes back to you? A Jalapenyo-yo"
"I knocked on my neighbour's door. I said, ""Can you keep it down a bit please?"" ""Why?"" he asked. I said, ""I just feel a bit uncomfortable talking to you when you are erect."""
"A procrastinator and a depressed man walk into a bar... Depressed man: I'm driving straight off a bridge tonight. Procrastinator: I've been telling myself that for weeks."
"What's grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement? A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard."