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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the Lesbian Jew hook up during passover? She had a yeast infection"
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"Where do literal dogs live? On the roof."
"I had a Chinese last night... His name was Yang Li"
"Why did Jesus leave the dance floor? Because it was Hammertime'"
"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Dinosnore! PS: Caillou is the BEST show ever."
"A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces."
"Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station."
"Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine."
"I tattooed the word ""WINNER"" on my forehead in case I meet anyone new and they have any doubts"
"Here's how science works..,, if it's not your idea you think it's insane. Thank you, I'll be here all night! #science #joke"