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Joke of the Day

"""Just spots"" ""I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."" ""Did you ever see a doctor?"" ""No, just spots."""

"Theirye're, problem solved."

"[flirting at Taco Bell] Trouble opening that sauce packet? Let me help. [seconds later] Let me help you get that sauce out of your hair."

"I saw a pickup truck that said ""Silly boys trucks are for girls"". they have managed to put a kitchen in a truck. Technology is amazing."

"What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."

"What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky? ... either way, someone is losing a trailer."

"First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes her skin had the glow of a peach her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me."

"what do you get? What do you get if you mix up an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples."

"Everyone should learn sign language It's very handy"