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Joke of the Day

"I had a Chinese last night... His name was Yang Li"

"One of my favorites from Fallout 3: I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."

"What do you call a black man on the moon?... A problem. 2 black men on the moon? A bigger problem. All the black men on the moon? Problem solved!"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket"

"Nice try traffic, but I'm not murdering anyone today."

"Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell? Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones."

"Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch."

"I went to the library and asked for a book about small peni$es. The librarian said, ""I'm not sure if it's in yet."" ""Yep, that's the one"", I said."

"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" *knock knock ""I said, 'Who's there?'"" *knock knock ""......Hello?"" ......*doorknob jiggles ""The fuck?!"""

"A Comparison What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils? The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts."