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Joke of the Day

"Here's how science works..,, if it's not your idea you think it's insane. Thank you, I'll be here all night! #science #joke"

"TIFU by mixing condiments up. This is seems to be the wrong sub."

"Your mom is so ugly... ... That she committed suicide and the devil sent her right back."

"I waited around all morning for the mailman so I could grab his hand through the mail slot."

"Me: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier Dan from the next cubicle: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier"

"Everything I ever needed to know about structural engineering, I learned from Angry Birds."

"Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp."

"My math teacher called me average How mean."

"Secretly killing birds and making It look like a suicide - Windexter."

"Sorry kids, Santa isn't real. If he was, he'd be an obese pedophile, felon, and elf slave owner. Seriously though, Merry Christmas."