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Joke of the Day

"Here's how science works..,, if it's not your idea you think it's insane. Thank you, I'll be here all night! #science #joke"

"We should get the Amazon Echo on Reddit It would feel at home in this echo chamber"

"dyslexic x 2 1) Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He laid awake at night wondering if there really was a Dog. 2) So, the dyslexic guy goes into a bra."

"Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot."

"Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!"

"With your current salary what Apple product can you buy? Apple juice"

"I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts. Thank God no-one showed up."

"every good........ (offensive) every good rape story starts with a no..."

"Two friends were walking down the road, won took a crap and shit slid out. Her friend said that aint shit that my cunt"

"I'm sitting in a booster seat in the back of a minivan because I want to teach my kids right and my 8yo called shotgun fair & square."