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Joke of the Day

"I tattooed the word ""WINNER"" on my forehead in case I meet anyone new and they have any doubts"

"My redneck cousin is looking for a girl into multiple partners. I told him that was ridiculously cliche... I mean really. Cracker wants a poly?"

"I don't smoke, so I take ""screaming"" breaks at work."

"My CW just barked. Ok, it may have been a burp, but I'd like him a lot more if he were turning into a dog, so I think he barked."

"Say 'beer can' in a British accent. I just taught you to say 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."

"Jeez make one joke about putting cyanide in someone's food and suddenly they don't want you to cook for them anymore"

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain"

"Do you know why you need two fingers for a rectal exam? For a second opinion..."

"Beethoven found that having diarrhoea always helped him compose quicker By midday, he was already on his third movement."

"Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt"