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Joke of the Day
"I tattooed the word ""WINNER"" on my forehead in case I meet anyone new and they have any doubts"
Next Joke
"A skeleton walks into a bar, he says, ""gimme a beer, and a mop."""
"Just want to thank my mailman for delivering my recycling directly to my house."
"SON: *first word* momma. MOM: DID YOU HEAR THAT? ME: *distracted by the faint song of an ice cream truck* He never comes down our street."
"What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves? Raisin bran"
"Why does the Mexican guy take xanax? For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo"
"Today is the 1 year anniversary of the day i decided to get sober. And tomorrow is the anniversary of the day I decided sobriety wasn't for me."
"On Monday nights, I give my plants the pleasure of a striptease show by watering them with ice cubes."
"What is a punny play? A play on words."
"What do you call a whore with a runny nose? Full."