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Joke of the Day

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby EDIT: Holy shit my first front page! Also RIP inbox"

"It's OK to pet him. Buffalo are gentle creatures."

"Remember ... Jesus died for your Peeps."

"Scientists have discovered a new way to get AIDS from toilets You sit down before the other man is done."

"When there's still peanut butter on the knife after a dishwasher run, I just put it in the drawer because that peanut butter is clean."

"What is the most sensitive part of a man's body while he is masturbating? His ears."

"How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules? Post something humorous in /r/lounge. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?"

"I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me. 2yo: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? 2yo: I don't know. *leaves"

"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"What murder mystery is especially popular among mathematicians? the Sin of 4"