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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass"
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"Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling? Discus"
"If sex was my religion, I'd be an athiest."
"What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert apple turnover"
"I'm not a ""stalker"". I want to make sure you're okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard."
"What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable? A crippled homo."
"Whenever I see someone with spider web tattoos on their elbows I spray them with Raid and attempt to flush them down the toilet."
"What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation? ATP"
"""I don't care how much you hate this person, I REALLY suggest you two be friends."" -Facebook"
"What weapons do pengiuns have? Pen-guinades."