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Joke of the Day
"Kanye West was found alive in his apartment today. Another sad day for the music industry in 2016."
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"Everything's racist these days. You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. You have to say ""Tyrone, paint that wall""."
"What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ? sixty-nine"
"Only one man has ever entered parliament with honest intentions... ... Guy Fawkes"
"You know it's cold outside when... You buy a foot long at Subway and by the time you get it to you car it's a six inch"
"Bill O'Reilly What a fucking joke"
"Nicki Minaj is my favorite teletubby"
"What do dark humour and food have in common? Only some people get it."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !"
"if you press ""up down up down left right left right"" on the soft spot of the baby's head, they do a super move."