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Joke of the Day
"The future, past and present walk into a bar... Things get tense."
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"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin."
"I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting."
"I put my pants on just like everyone else: reluctantly."
"Strap-on backwards spells No-parts."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in a can."
"Joke 3 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell? Princess Aurorasaurus"
"Do you want to be the greatest superhero of all? Be Alfredo and take out the damn trash. Just told my son this, he hates me now."
"A reddit admin awoke to the sound of a beeping alarm clock but pressed the snoo's button and went back to sleep"
"If I had a dollar every time Trump said something stupid. I would have a small loan of a million dollars."