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Joke of the Day
"How can your make 7 even? Take away the ""S"""
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"What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common? They all know how to get black men off."
"Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation."
"Billion dollar idea: An app that sends you a text when the light turns green."
"My 9 year daughter asked me: ""Daddy can we buy money?"" ... Me: Buy money? Using what? Daughter: Aaa ... Apples? Me: That's called ""Selling Apples"" not buying money."
"How do New Zealander's find sheep in long grass? Delightful"
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. ""Wing wing"". ""Halo?"""
"The only thing sexier than a girl wearing glasses is a girl wearing only glasses."
"Follow your dreams, do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life! Because they're not hiring in that field."
"How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave :)"