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Joke of the Day
"I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night."
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"Whats the difference between a performance by a female pornstar and an act by an escape artist? One is a cunning stunt, the other has a stunning cunt."
"How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool You flip it upside down"
"If you get nervous during sex, just pretend like everyone watching you is naked."
"My son's joke he just told me. Knock knock. who's there ? Banana Banana who ? Eye ball... aren't you glad I didn't say orange? :s loool"
"A power-tripping mod finds a comment he disagrees with... [deleted]"
"If a young boy dog is called a puppy... then what is a young girl dog called? A puppet!"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No you're a poo!"
"CAR GPS: turn left PHONE GPS: turn right C: who was that? ME: just a friend P: just a friend? ME: wait C: make an illegal U-turn ME: babe"
"Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman."