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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? Their tax exemption status."

"My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a ""Most Improved Ponytail"" award."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !"

"Hungry Hungry Hippos must get tired of eating the same thing? White spheres, again?"

"What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around? A private investigator."

"I'm taking my kid to an aquarium today. (I'm putting my kid in the closet with Sponge Bob videos)"

"I guess Donald Trump hates Pre-shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"

"I called a rape advice line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."

"Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep? Because it has two shifts."

"I feel bad for spiders. I tripon my two feet all the time. Can only imagine the hell a clumsy spider goes through."