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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !"

"What do you call a Roman with hair between his teeth? a GladHeAteHer"

"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle."

"Say one positive thing about your opponent Well...he does convert oxygen into carbon dioxide which helps trees grow."

"A black man walks into a music store... ...and asks an employee if they have anything by 'The Doors'. To which the employee responds ""yeah, two security cameras, so get lost"""

"Love is that feeling you get when you meet someone that makes you forget about all of your problems cuz they're causing all new problems."

"Alzheimer joke (Not sure if repost)"

"The Romans have a lot of Gods. They have a God for everything. The only thing they don't have a God for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly."

"Going to Paris is like inverted anal sex. Wives are always trying to pressure their husbands into doing it."

"Why do Asians have such small tits? Because they can only get As."